I went to a coffee shop and ordered a cup of plain black coffee. I sat there sippin and noticed all the people chatting about this and that. They seemed to talking about all kinds of stuff. I thought this is a great place to take a pause from the job or whatever it is you're doing.  It made me smile  cuz when I'm recording or practicing or working on music and I get tired or need a break the CH is the place for me. The coffee shop reminded me of here. I helps me recharge and go back to what I was doing energized. 

If you take Soens' suggestion, you might hear someone order a venti espresso half-caff with chinchilla milk froth and a sprinkle of cinnamon and nutmeg with a faint dusting of ground vanilla on the rim of the cup. When the barista answers back, "Bapu, you do this all the time," then you might begin to realize the full impact of your actions. By posting in the Coffee House while sipping coffee in a Coffee House, you have unwittingly opened a wormhole into the Coffee House. (No, not the one you're sitting in.)
 
That may not seem like such a bad thing at first. I mean, there are some fine musicians in here. Think about it. Can you imagine what your world would be like if Coffee House denizens found their way into your world? 
 
That thought may prevent you from ever visiting another coffee shop. Some consequences are too horrifying to be worth the risk.

I'm band from coffee shops.
 
They no likee the spam I bring.

bapu
I'm band from coffee shops.
 
They no likee the spam I bring.

It's you own fault....
 
If you could just obey the CoC Code Of Conduct, you'd be fine.

What is this code of conduct you speak of ? Will it produce a better cup of coffee? Do I need to add sugar? Cream? Honey? 
I Am solo from coffee houses. Does this mean I may need to add a bass player? awww and drummer? 
I stopped using spam! Especially at coffee houses. I Am strictly peanut butter now. ..I Am respectably now.. I Am respectably now...

A Respectable Musician...
 
That's one of them there Oxy Morons, right? 

That's one of them there Oxy Morons, right? 
 
I hate to sound or come off a little preachy but this Fred is SUPPOSED or at the very least to not be of a religious discussion

I got a big chuckle............Bapu the Barista.  
 
 
 
(he seems to be more like a rasta..........ye' mon'...)