I'm willing to post in any style for you
 
McQ (aka unsubscribe) = snarky
paulo = disdain
Straummy = strummage, dyxlesis or protest
Danny Danzi = loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong but informative
Beagle = BECAN (DUH!)
Daryl1968 = About of his family members attribute
 

I'd like to see a mix of all em in one post pleeze.

IBTL!
 

I might have to take you up on it, I need to increase my post count. 
 
I never noticed this, but you can not find the OP's post "Helpful". 

Depends on the OP..............................................he has IBS.  

In fact I do need someone to take over my posting duties for a while.
 
Are you able to do the following...
 
a) Try to be helpful with technical and procedural problems but really not know WTF you are talking about?
b) Blast out lengthy diatribes and opinions on things that could usually be summed up in a few short sentences?
c) Unintentionally ignite semi tense forum convos into full blown flame wars?
d) Consistently get threads locked by your mere presence?
 
If so... you're hired!

Beepster
In fact I do need someone to take over my posting duties for a while.
 
Are you able to do the following...
 
a) Try to be helpful with technical and procedural problems but really not know WTF you are talking about?
b) Blast out lengthy diatribes and opinions on things that could usually be summed up in a few short sentences?
c) Unintentionally ignite semi tense forum convos into full blown flame wars?
d) Consistently get threads locked by your mere presence?
 
If so... you're hired!

No, but I'm a fast learner.

Disclaimer: That post was intended to make fun of myself and in no way meant to demean, insult, chide, deride or condescend to any Host or forum users.
 
Neither was this one.

Yer diggin in deeper by the post Beeps.

I know! I'm so wound up I freaked out about a missing word and frantically edited it then realized the word I thought I left out actually made it potentially MORE offensive so I scrambled to edit it again.
 
Cripes. This place is getting stressful.