Although any objective person should have no trouble admitting that, separated from the contextual flow, "jackwagon" has such a wonderful, out-of-left-field almost endearing quality. And rolls so smoothly and saucily off the tongue. Sad, really, that a word with such sheer whimsy mixed with razor's edge clarity should be the cause of any great consternation. But there you have it. In any case glad the scrap...whatever it was...or was about...is behind us now.
And, yes Bapsi, I said "behind".