I'm a crochety whiner, but my whining is generally confined to things that only bother me. I moan and fuss like a toddler when my bagel falls face down on my lap. When I can't reach the remote without getting up, I wail like a mewling infant. I complain whenever my brain itches and I can't scratch it without a coat hanger.
I usually don't whine about things that bother others. Forum hostiness doesn't bother me. If something I wrote was deleted or moved, I might PM the host(s) to inquire about it, but that would be the end of it. The way that I look at it, I'm just surprised I'm allowed in here in the first place. That doesn't happen often.
Hang on. My coffee is cold. (throws head back and moans theatrically) Why does this always happen to me? Why? For the love of all that is warm and caffeinated, is it asking too much to demand that my coffee remain at the perfect sipping temperature indefinitely? Is it? Now I have to walk all the way across the room to the coffee pot to pour another mug. I can't stand it. This is too much to bear. My day is ruined! Ruined, I tell you!
Ok, I've got a refill. I'll take a sip and try to put this behind me. Ow! It's too hot! Why does this always happen to me? Why? (puts head on desk and kicks feet) Why?...