jamesg1213
Did you sink a few birds and chat up some jars with him mate?
Well mate, as I was just saying to Archbish Desmond 2.2 the other day, I'm not a big name-dropper.
But me and Tuffers (as I like to call him) go back a long way.
A hell of a long way in fact (usually about 5000 miles or so).
But yes, I have to say, with as much humility as I can muster, that he and I did in fact sink the odd chastely maiden, (usually in one of the baulk pockets after potting the brown) and have the opportunity to whisper sweet nothings in the comely ear of a jar or two.
I always well up with pride when I recall Tuffers' reply to an interviewer's question about his relationship with me.... "Who?" he defiantly proclaimed.
Mind you, his lawyers on the other hand seem a tad more verbose, as proved by the thirty or so letters they have written to me about my perceived 'stalking' and 'harassment' of their client.
Still, it could be worse I suppose.