Yesterday, I had my first store-bought haircut in 39 years. 
 
Looking in the mirror I realized that I was overdue for a trim, but I didn't even know where to go get one. So I began a systematic barbershop-selection process: I walked into the first one I saw.
 
It was a very nice Vietnamese lady who charged me twenty bucks and even trimmed my eyebrows. The back of my neck is cold now, but I'll appreciate it when I'm in the Philippines in a couple weeks.
 
I may even do this again in a couple months.

How's about a pic??

I always freak out when they trim my eyebrows. They never used to do that when I was younger. 
 
2 months is just enough time to prepare your small talk for the next cut IMO. 

Were you shocked by the price?

She charged him 426,700 VND. She did well

sharke
I always freak out when they trim my eyebrows. They never used to do that when I was younger. 

Yep, the first time it was suggested it was like a hammer blow. These days it just normal, part of getting old.

sharke
I always freak out when they trim my eyebrows. They never used to do that when I was younger. 
 

 
I don't think you have to worry until they insist on trimming your ear hair...

What do you think the charge for a trim on a Wookiee would be that has not had a trim since 1996

At least you have some left to cut.

Eyebrows.... ?   Yep...and the ear hairs too... both inside and out.
 
I use a beard trimmer to keep my chin whiskers in some semblance of an orderly fashion with the guard set as close as it goes....... while I'm at it, I get the eyebrows too, double checking that I still have that guard in place, because I do remove it to shave the neck..... It's a decent trimmer and slices right through all the hair with ease so if I forget...and so far I HAVE NOT, it would take several weeks to recover from that one second swipe.