I shot an Elephant In My Pajamas Last Night
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I shot an Elephant In My Pajamas Last Night
2015/02/11 09:38:56
Ham N Egz
How he got in my pajamas, I will never know
Actually I was looking for Tusks, and the Elephant was in Alabama....
Because everyone knows
in Alabama the Tusc-a-loosa
2015/02/11 09:44:09
Beagle
George, ITYRN, don't quit your day job...
2015/02/11 09:51:44
Mesh
2015/02/11 10:32:36
Ham N Egz
Beagle
George, ITYRN, don't quit your day job...
2015/02/11 10:38:32
sharke
Why did the elephant paint its fingernails red?
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.
2015/02/11 10:43:55
Ham N Egz
Why do ducks have web flat feet?
to stamp out burning forest fires
why do elephants have flat feet??
to stamp out burning ducks
2015/02/11 10:47:33
bapu
Is "elephant" a euphemism?
2015/02/11 10:54:01
Mesh
bapu
Is "elephant" a euphemism?
No.
It's a large mammal.
2015/02/11 11:25:22
Ham N Egz
bapu
Is "elephant" a euphemism?
No, you are confused,,
this is
2015/02/11 11:38:30
UbiquitousBubba
This one is sad on multiple levels.
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