Just saw a new specialist and they took so much blood I nearly passed out. Still feeling woozy.
 
VAMPIRE!

I have some questions.

• Did your doctor repeatedly call you, "Renfield?"
• Was his/her degree from Transylvania University?
• Did you assume that he/she was vegan because they said they didn't like steak (or stake)?
• Did he/she say something creepy like, "I'll see you again soon..."?
• In the standard questionnaire, did he/she ask if you had recently eaten garlic?
• Did you wonder why his/her lab coat came with a cape?
• Did you hear any dogs howling outside? If so, did your doctor seem to groove to the sound?
• When drawing your blood, did your doctor make any slurping sounds?
• Did you ever see your doctor's reflection?
• Does your doctor drive a sports car? Vampires love sports cars.
• Did the lab assistant have a hump on his back? (May only be evidence that your doctor is mad.)
• At any point, did your doctor appear "shiny" to you?
• Has your doctor ever worked as a lawyer? (Definitive proof that he's a vampire.)

We'll start with these. There may be more.

She was supressing a strange accent that I couldn't pinpoint until a Scottish lady came into the waiting room. Then it was like being in the Highlands.
 
There are Scottish vampires, right?
 
There can be only one.

Did she look a little like Lilleth off of Cheers?

sharke
Did she look a little like Lilleth off of Cheers?

lol... oh HELL no.
 
Lilleth was kind of hot in a gothy rip your bleeples off way.
 
There was more of a cool, but stern (hey, wasn't Lil's last name Stern?) Mom way.
 
She was awesome actually and I'm thinking life may get a little better now because of her. The bleeding was rather intense though. I think they're gonna start jabbing into bone next.
 
Isn't there a sci fi meanie that sucks out bone marrow?

I like her.....I like her a lot  ..

When I think of the words Doctor or Nurse, one image comes up to mind almost immediately...
 

 
 
I hate hospitals, you have no idea...

 

 

Makes trackin' for Bapsi a breeze, ya Beeps?

bapu
Makes trackin' for Bapsi a breeze, ya Beeps?

That's always a pleasure. Bumbling about getting them to and fro and fitting where they should... oi vey!
 
...but that's more of a Beeps bumblefartery.
 
Must... tuna... soon.