A 2014 movie release, 'Rudderless' might be of interest due to its musical songwriting/performance theme. I just happened on it through Redbox and found it to be a worthwhile movie. It is interesting how the songs develop in the movie. Maybe not a Oscar  nominee movie, but a good movie especially for any aspiring songwriters or performers. (Filmed in Oklahoma, USA for what its worth. I was curious at the end of the movie).
 
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1798243/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

The OP title seems like a valid commentary on all my compositions.

The last time I was stranded in Oklahoma without a rudder, I was adrift with no porpoise whatsoever. 
 
Some things never change. 

bapu
The OP title seems like a valid commentary on all my compositions.

Udderless, no doubt.

bapu
The OP title seems like a valid commentary on all my compositions.

Well, are you supposed to use a rudder with an Alembic anyway??? 
 
(Now if the OP title said "paddle-less" instead...)