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2015/01/23 11:46:02
Karyn
AAARRGHHH  I'M TAGGED    AARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!1!
2015/01/26 09:06:45
UbiquitousBubba
When Karyn tags someone, it's usually from a distance of 150 yards. I just wanted to mention that before anyone decides to wear their bull's eye t-shirt. (You can go home and change, if necessary.)
2015/01/26 09:34:29
Mesh
Note that, changing a shirt won't really make a difference..........to Karyn.
2015/01/26 09:54:44
UbiquitousBubba
Mesh, it's a subliminal thing. Somewhere, deep in the back of her mind where it's dark and cold, a thought will fester. Over time, it will grow into an irrational concern. Eventually, it will become an unreasoning paranoia. 
 
You see, changing the shirt implies that there could be a moment in which the target is shirt free. The implanted thought is, "What if I'm looking through the scope and catch an eyefull of moobs?"
 
In time, with enough therapy, she may someday regain her ability to shoot. The important thing is that she must never find out the source of that thought. That's why I'm sending this in a private message instead of in a post. We've got to be smart about this.
2015/01/26 09:54:51
UbiquitousBubba
Uh oh.
 
2015/01/26 10:04:22
Mesh
So, you're saying to get something like this to fool her?
 

2015/01/26 10:13:38
Karyn
UbiquitousBubba
Somewhere, deep in the back of her mind where it's dark and cold,

Am I not warm and loving?   Maybe I need to change my avatar again...
 
 
 
At least you acknowledge I have a mind...   even if you are implying it's  empty.. 
2015/01/26 10:22:09
Mesh
I think he was just saying that your mind was very deep.........(not empty).
 
 
On a completely seperate note, empty vessels make the biggest noise.  
2015/01/26 10:30:12
UbiquitousBubba
Obviously, my account was hijacked. I mean, aliens must have taken over my body and posted under my name. Or...swamp gas was involved somehow. It was the traffic. Forerunners of the zombie apocalypse ate my postal carrier. I hadn't had enough coffee yet. My therapist made me do it. All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players. It was dark and I couldn't see what I was typing. It's Not My Fault!
 
I'm not qualified to talk about other people's brains since I don't have one. I had some moss in there once. Its potential was never fully realized. Hey! Look at that over there!
 
(Drops and rolls. Hey, running takes effort.)
2015/01/27 10:07:56
Beagle
Karyn - let it go.  he's obviously delusional also, probably from lack of becan since I have not been sharing any in the CH with anyone in quite some time. 
 
these ankles with mouths have been trying to jack my little bit of becan for quite some time and I vowed that they're never going to be the same!
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