jamesg1213
John Carpenter...didn't he do the soundtracks for the 'Saw' movies...or was it a Hammer Horror...?
Perhaps I'm thinking of Nine Inch Nails...
Dear James
If you need to embolden your puns, then I have to seriously question whether or knot they are worth making.
Wooden it be better if yew were to allow your more intelligous readers to spot them unaided.
The sapisfaction I normally gain once I've twigged one of your humorous word machinations has been completely ruined on this particular occasion.
Yours truly...
Disgruntled of Tunbridge Wells.