This: "Watch This Man and Cow Love Each Other Like You Have Never Seen Before"
http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/watch-this-man-and-cow-love-each-other/ Having been raised in a rural region w/ a rich folklore, I'd heard all sort of things about drunken farmers' "sentimental encounters" with bovines so I wasn't sure I wanted to see that.
Vegan hippies...
Now why do I suddenly I feel like eating a burger...