How ironic that 72 virgins are attacking the terrorists now.

I lol'd
 
i never understood the 72 virgin thing.  You would think they would throw in a slag or two to train the others. Also, you would think they would run out of virgins quickly.  Imagine blowing yourself up and finding a disclaimer stating "offer limited to virgins on hand.  V-vouchers may be used at our gift shop instead".  Do the virgins get a say?

Also I'm not sure they are allowed to pick the gender or age of the virgins. 

 
Some of the virgins they can expect.

I had previously thought it was always "four and twenty virgins" that were sourced in North East Scotland.