I have good news and bad news.
 
Bad news:  Last night my singing gave someone a heart attack. The gentleman asked for a Stevie Ray song but no one knew the words. So I volunteered. After the song I was over I looked out into the crowd and the poor guy was laid out on the floor. Paramedics came. Fortunately he was OK. 
 
Good news: The band leader gave me $20 extra dollars when I said " I want to keep that song in the play list". I could see the fear and disdain in his eyes when he said" let's just leave things as they are, Here's a 20".  
 
The new Sonar -  Wha?

SO you are STILL with the seafood band???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 
you must have maDE AN IMPRESSION ....................................
 
 
GOOD FOR EWE
 

ps
 I am learning songs for a new band actually, and old band I used to play with.
We are getting all the old members with the exception of the drummer, but a different song list, not country ...
 

musicman100
SO you are STILL with the seafood band???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 
you must have maDE AN IMPRESSION ....................................
 
 
GOOD FOR EWE
 

I Am in a position that makes me more money per gig as long as the threat of me bellowing out tunes are present. I will persist as long as the tactic works!

musicman100
ps
 I am learning songs for a new band actually, and old band I used to play with.
We are getting all the old members with the exception of the drummer, but a different song list, not country ...
 

What tease.....
 
If said except guitarist Bill wood get excited. But now he has to learn to play drums to be in your new old band.

Don't give Bill such a hard time about his new shrimp band.  I hear they're going to open for Cocktail Sauce soon.

SO...I GET PAID NOT TO SING! Who hoo!!!!

I wish someone would pay me not to sing... 

craigb
I wish someone would pay me not to sing... 

Daryk does not have enough money to pay me knot to sang.