I finished another mug of coffee and I'm still tired. I mean, the "hard to keep my eyes open" kind of tired. You know that feeling when you have to keep rubbing your eyes to focus enough to read? I'm that sort of tired. 
 
I don't mean the "I'm so obnoxious and lame" type of tired. Okay, I'm also that one, but that's not the point. In addition, I'm not two tired like a bicycle (with or without a seat). 
 
I don't know if anyone remembers an old TV show called Square Pegs, but one episode featured a "new wave" character who sang a song that encapsulated his feelings on the subject. It was called, "Totally Tired." I understand him on multiple levels. Totally. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5CNGzsU54U
 
I'm going to get another mug of coffee and try this again.

But are you two (UK) tyred?

When I'm that tired.......I usually go to the car, put the seat down, take a power nap for 30 - 45 minutes.......and then, drink more coffee.
 
 

When I'm that tired I usually stop and get OUT of the car...

All the screaming, honking and sirens keep waking me up. 

When you're driving down the highway at night
And you're feelin' that Wild Turkey's bite
Don't give Johnny Walker a ride
'Cause Jack Black is right by your side
You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
You've been arrested for driving while blind
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfO8TcBa6I0

Are you sure you just aren't in a meeting?

That would explain the PowerPoint presentation. 

UbiquitousBubba
That would explain the PowerPoint presentation. 

Def an eye rubber.