Come on then, own up...
 
 

 
 
 
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I have but one selfie.  it's over there to the left.  It's dangtasticly perfect in every way.  Why take another?

Ah, I think they can shut down this forum for doing that. Not over 50% on other forums or they take it down.
A Herd of Buffalo to your doorstep then.
Give just a link next time.
 

I took one once. I looked like I'd seen set on fire and put out with an axe. Never did it again.

I take them all the time.
 
Oh wait.......
 
I thought you said wedgies.

I guess that makes me anti-social, maybe a psychopath. I have posted the selfie to the left of this box hundreds of times. Note that I have also enhanced the image to remove the most ugly parts of the face.

My brother drove me so mad with his relentless Facebook selfies that I unfriended him. It was a new one every day, and you could tell he'd gone to the trouble of choosing the best light and angle to flatter him. I bet he takes 100 reject selfies before deciding on a Facebook-worthy one.

It came to a head when he posted a photo of himself lying on a sun lounger on the beach looking cool. In the background was his teenage daughter caught in a very unflattering pose. I know she'd be mortified to see this photo of herself, Yet my brother posted it on Facebook because it flattered him. I couldn't take it any longer and deleted him.

Uh oh.
 
I'm probably blocked by EVERYONE on this forum....