Gave me a$$burn instead of aspirin.
 
I did not read the box.
 
It thought it said Re-Lax.
 
It said Ex-Lax.

Pffffst! That's nothing!
 I met this girl and her friend. They were hanging out around the Wal-Mart parking lot. When I was putting my groceries away they asked me for a ride to McDonald's.They were very convincing and very hot! Once in my car this one took her clothes off and started climbing all over me,while she keeped me busy, the other one took my wallet. I've had mine taken on the 7th,8th, 10th and twice yesterday.Probably two more times tomorrow. Wal-Mart has wallets for $2.99,but I found some at the dollar store for .99¢ so I bought all they had. These two harlets not only take your wallet, but you never even make it to McDonald's so I've already lost 11lbs. I keep a lookout for them ( I find lunch time and around 5:30 the best times)

Just say "no" to drugs.  

I Am not Shure I know what apothecary means.

 

Castrate Thy Maypole.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 That's all I've got.
 
 

craigb

Who do you think invented Rock & Roll?! Or at least made it what it is today.
 
Come to think of it. Rock & Roll is bad too.
 
Just Say NO to Hippies, Drugs AND Rock & Roll!
 
While you're at it, just say NO! to everything and you'll be safe. I do. No one can touch me. You can say all the words you want but they don't bother me cause you don't know where I am. You don't even know if I'm really real. You're just imagining the whole thing. So why are you still reading this drivel? ...and  why am I still writing it?
 

Rain

Good to know!

Old55
Just say "no" to drugs.  

 
um... I forgot what I was going to say. I do feel better though, at least I think I thought I did do.