Oh, I know it's sort of a silly song...I just read about it and that first line was just a placeholder until Hoyt Axton, the lyricist, figured out what to write. Before he could, they had recorded it and it soared to #1. (I'm sure you knew all that already...thanks to Google, now I do too) :) Anyway, you know how I rarely know any songs you guys cover around here? Well, I remember that one. lol And whether you like it or not, it would be cool to hear you sing it.
But if you want to continue in the versatility competition, you're gonna have to do opera before long, you know. ;)