I hope, for Christmas, or shortly thereafter, you find a band that would appreciate you and your talents and you be as happy as a pig in Scheiße with.
 
And lumps of coal in the krusty -ations band stockings...

Whassamaddahwhitubannedmm100?
 
Yuknowhyreheem?

bapu
Whassamaddahwhitubannedmm100?
 
Yuknowhyreheem?

unfortunately, weeze four pieces, and the guintar playerz is also the lead vokalists...
 
I axed Bill if he could dew 4 hours of singing and at the time he answered in the negative...
 
otherwize, I would jump at the chance to have him...
 
 
NOW if we were a Ventures cover band... he wood be in like flynn

The cajun shrimps called me yesterday. Christmas eve it was. They said they have auditioned a Meanies guitarist (whatever that means) which was the last one. The band leader said it was anaomus vote and I was their #1 pick of all they auditioned. I told him I would call him back. I took a look at my bank account.   called him right back. So I Am to become a karaoke singer with A minor role of playing guitar.  .Strange world
.....MERRY CHRISTMAS CH.....

Karaoke Bill Rides Again
 
Merry Christmas Bill

Not that it means much here, but you're our #1 pick here too Bill! 
 
(It was anaomus!  )

craigb
Not that it means much here, but you're our #1 pick here too Bill! 
 
(It was anaomus!  )

Now that's a Christmas present!        Who is this anaomus guy anyway?

bayoubill
The cajun shrimps called me yesterday. Christmas eve it was. They said they have auditioned a Meanies guitarist (whatever that means) which was the last one. The band leader said it was anaomus vote and I was their #1 pick of all they auditioned. I told him I would call him back. I took a look at my bank account.   called him right back. So I Am to become a karaoke singer with A minor role of playing guitar.  .Strange world
.....MERRY CHRISTMAS CH.....

now I yam really kornfused....
 
your in, your out, your in again...
 
Karaoke... so they ARE heavily sequenced???
 
play like you live Bill...