I just got a call from the Leader of a Band called Monster Crawfish wanting me to play with them. I Am tempted by their name alone  They stated they play everything but I Had to tell him I only dwell in Amelodic minor and it's moats. He was unaffected by my statements

Do you have to bring your own bag? 

Yes I have to bring my own %#^!

Do they play just like the record. You know, warped and out tune and skip around?

ohhh really Bill? 
 
they are a sequencer band,the chick singer has a board with the drums, horns and stuff sequenced..
 
they play pop stuff
 
check it outhere

the guy your replacing
 
 
"KILLER" CHRIS PRIMM
Born and raised in New Orleans, Louisiana, "Killer" Chris Primm has been playing guitar and singing for over 35 years. Playing in a succession of local bands such as The Rafters, No Left Turn, Distinctive. Attitude, Chris has finally come into his own with Monster Crawfish. He has played clubs, weddings, river boats, casinos, conventions, cruise ships and everything in between.

This experience has taught him to read every type of audience and play the appropriate music for maximum effectiveness. He knows what works and what doesn't in any given situation which makes him a very valuable commodity. Other bands what him and Monster Crawfish has him.
 
well apparently not any more

Night after night, gig after gig, Chris consistently delivers the goods - the songs the audience wants to hear, the guitar playing they have come to expect, and the performance which keeps them coming back for more.

With state of the art equipment, Chris is able to serve up a wide array of guitar sounds, complete with special effects so the listener never gets bored with "one guitar sound" all night. 

I like the fact the drummer has been playing since before he can even remember.
 
A talent that every drummer ought to be able to repeat every night.
 
"How does this choon go agin?"
 
Well Bill it certainly looks like they are working which should mean a steady stream of Pizza money.

musicman100
ohhh really Bill? 
 
they are a sequencer band,the chick singer has a board with the drums, horns and stuff sequenced..
 
they play pop stuff
 
check it outhere

Curved Air have let themselves go...

Have they asked you to dress like Lady Gaga yet?

Why is it MM knows WAY more about the bands that offer me a job than I do even after talking to them? alien contactee  He has videos and sites and bio's! Speaking of, I Am going to read up on "the guy I Am replacing".