And how many help you play a 3 hour set?

I prefer Zingers, but beer always helped me through a 3-hour set.

Feces tends to have the color of DingDongs only in the face of substantial upper gastrointestinal bleeding. DingDongs have the color of melanotic feces by design.

Are we talking about snack cakes or some of the people we know? 
 
(If snack cakes, then twinkies, ding dongs and zingers are all a big yes!)

craigb
Are we talking about snack cakes or some of the people we know? 

LMFAO!!!!

You didn't really ask that... did you? LOL

Two devil Dogs for me, thank you:
 https://www.google.com/search?q=devil+dogs+cakes&biw=1280&bih=620&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=0AOFVOCoHtGOyAT8lYHwDQ&ved=0CDkQsAQ#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=KVaP1E0tSiKgjM%253A%3Bml3I_7MnteNVZM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fimg1.etsystatic.com%252F000%252F0%252F6055149%252Fil_fullxfull.184395509.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.cakechooser.com%252F480%252Fdevil-dogs-doberman%252FCAaS55dGltZy5jb20vdmkvQ1YyWEhTR2VNUlEvMC5qcGc%252F%3B1500%3B1125
 
Cheers,
 
Bert

slartabartfast
Feces tends to have the color of DingDongs only in the face of substantial upper gastrointestinal bleeding. DingDongs have the color of melanotic feces by design.

Who can afford a fece designer in this economy? I've always thought it was best to make it up as you go. Ya know, I may not know what you guys are talking about. I'm heading back to Deals or Software or as I like to call it, the shallow end.

bapuTwinkies or Ding Dongs?

it depends on which one has becan wrapped around it...
 

 

 
 
so obviously the answer is Twinkies....duh.   

I'm not overly fond of either of those options. Instead, I opt for Ho-Hos. For years now, I have been working to convince those who need to be convinced that Ho-Ho's should be taken for medicinal purposes. I know, I know. Your doctor would say that there is no medicinal value in a couple of Ho-Hos. Let me guess. This is the same doctor that tells you not to eat your own weight in pizza, right? I think we know what's really going on. 
 
They want to keep the good stuff for themselves. Yeah, that's right. Why else would they tell us not to eat so much becan, cheese, Ho-Hos, or becan wrapped Ho-Hos covered in melted cheese? (Hint: the correct answer is, "So they can keep it all for themselves.) 
 
Disgusting? What are you talking about? Yes, I like my Ho-Hos covered in becan and cheese. It's how I stay so incredibly healthy. Unfortunately, Hostess isn't returning my calls.