Here's hoping he gets well enough to get out of hospital before Bapu has time to visit.
Nothing worse than being stuck in a hospital bed when Bapu turns up, and who among us hasn't learned that first hand already?
With his stethoscope and rubber gloves and all, at least he said it was a stethoscope even though I didn't think it was the right place to be putting it.
But if you do manage to get over there Ed do send him my fondest regards. In fact just get him the biggest box of chocs you can find or something equally expensive from me. Of course I'll settle up later... (or will I?)... er, I mean deduct it from some fees that you owe me, and not to worry if you don't owe me any fees I'm sure I can help you out by creating some new ones for you.
I can't say any fairer than that.