Does the Ronco guitar also slice Julienne fries?  whatever the heeeeeck those are???

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Does the Ronco guitar also slice Julienne fries?  whatever the heeeeeck those are???

Yes. Then you can take one fry and lace it through the strings on the first fret right by the nut and make your Ronco guitar sound like a banjo...and by changing the size of the slice one can achieve a very nice sitar sound. 
Changing the water level and one can get the sounds of all the popular solid body electrics until the water level is below the filter pump. Various water levels below the filter pump yields acoustic guitar sounds of some of todays most popular models. Ronco is especially proud of the quality sound much like a 12 str. acoustic when all the water is gone and the fish have a few days to dry out.
 
It's not just a fish tank folks...it's the only guitar you'll ever need when combined with X3 and Melodyne. Get yours today and this new low price.
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I've got the Les Paulish model.  I've used it in quite a few sessions to add a bit of "something" I didn't have the real deal instrument for.  Blend it into the mix and you can fool quite a few people.

I also like to use it for demoes where the singer plays acoustic and I want to get a cleaner scratch vocal track so that I can build instrumental tracks underneath it or slice and dice it in pre-production.
 
The P90s don't sound half bad and I enjoy playing it as a normal guitar.

I had a Variax for awhile. It wasn't a bad guitar after I had Sweetwater replace a switch and shoved some rubber into the modeling push button thing. The intonation was terrible, but that was easy enough. After all of that I thought it was a $750 guitar...so they are finally getting priced right.

bapu
 
Line 6 = spacey
IK Multimedia = cclarry
 
everybody has a story.
 

Nice to see a couple of them are able to discern the good from the bad as well... :)
 
IIRC I was a pioneer IKM spam basher and stood pretty much alone back then, good to see that some catch on eventually...
 
Does the Bapu still have his 1970's Station Wagon Blue Variax?  Those must be the good ones.

Jonbouy
 
Does the Bapu still have his 1970's Station Wagon Blue Variax?  

yar

Le Bapu

Jonbouy
 
Does the Bapu still have his 1970's Station Wagon Blue Variax?  

yar

I even have an Alembic, butt doan tal anyjuan.

bapu

Le Bapu

Jonbouy
 
Does the Bapu still have his 1970's Station Wagon Blue Variax?  

yar

I even have an Alembic, butt doan tal anyjuan.

Coz you're all about dat bazz?

bapu

Le Bapu

Jonbouy
 
Does the Bapu still have his 1970's Station Wagon Blue Variax?  

yar

I even have an Alembic, butt doan tal anyjuan.

That's right. If you want to tal anyjuan about a bass it is da utter juan. Damn....now ya gotz meez talkinz liken youz.

I gots me a cuztom bazz by spazy two.