Curled up in front of the telly with a warm cup of cocoa cuddled up to his own little Pudsey bear in a warm and fuzzy glow while he feasted on the jolly entertainment provided by the Children in Need telethon.
 
He'd have been disappointed that there was no sketch this year from Ricky Gervais, no Celebrity version of Deal or No Deal but he will I've no doubt enjoyed the song and dance routine from the cast of Eastenders, Susan Boyles rendition of Wish You Were Here and One Directions first televised performance of their new song.
 
Am I right?
 

Jonbouy
Am I right?

 

 
Yow ent wrong, cockerchumpy!
 

Susan Boyles rendition of Wish You Were Here

 
Oh, the humanity...

 
 
It could be worse....
 
 
 
 
 
I could be listening to this annoying little prick squeaking all over the rugby coverage
 

 
 
I hope Children In Need managed to rescue this poor little bugger...
 
 

 
 
And reports are reaching me that last night's show featured a kid's version of Strictly Come Dancing...
 

 
More disturbingly still, the children on the left of this picture formed part of "Team Glitter".
 
Honestly, the BBC really didn't give that much thought did they
 

 
And while I'm on me soapbox...
 
 
When did you become an all-American hero JB
 
 
I'd be extremely happy if you'd change back into a Brit.
 
 
Please.
 
 
It would be excellent if you could do so tonight

And here I thought it was tonyte.

SteveStrummerUK
 
And while I'm on me soapbox...
 
 
When did you become an all-American hero JB
 
 
I'd be extremely happy if you'd change back into a Brit.
 
 
Please.
 
 
It would be excellent if you could do so tonight

I was using tonite in the 'End of the Pier' sense of the word.
 
You know like "The Kranky's' tonite only", in order to evoke the type of quality of talent that was on display...
 
Anyway, I could care less as I haven't in any way gotten like our awesome American cousins in my talkin'.  So set down and do the math.
 

 
 
My head just exploded

Jonbouy

SteveStrummerUK
 
And while I'm on me soapbox...
 
 
When did you become an all-American hero JB
 
 
I'd be extremely happy if you'd change back into a Brit.
 
 
Please.
 
 
It would be excellent if you could do so tonight

I was using tonite in the 'End of the Pier' sense of the word.
 
You know like "The Kranky's' tonite only", in order to evoke the type of quality of talent that was on display...
 
Anyway, I could care less as I haven't in any way gotten like our awesome American cousins in my talkin'.  So set down and do the math.
 

Wow, dude, you sure as hell handed him his sorry ass on a plate there.