UbiquitousBubba
You see? This is what happens when we outsource all the music production jobs to monkeys. No, not to The Monkees. We already tried that. 
 
I admit that this trend probably started when we outsourced all of the record label jobs to weasels. In our defense, the weasels seemed like a step up at the time. The good news is we have replaced our legal team with crocodiles, so we're confident we'll resolve this present crisis promptly. Some may recognize our new Chief Legal Officer, "Smiley" Johnson, from his brief stint as Principal of the Prey Elementary School, where he outsourced all of the teaching jobs to dingoes.

Ah. I see you've met Shirley, one of our paralegals. She has a troll doll collection on her desk next to the bowl of hard candy. She's known for having a sense of humor, which is strange since she doesn't have one at all. People are always saying to her, "Shirley, you jest!"
 
She hates that.

sharke
How about we record a Coffee House song in patchwork quilt fashion, contributing one bar each? And then pay some poor unsuspecting sap to master it 

I think thats their SOP up to now 

bayoubill
We could start a Tea Party band ? No that's political 

You can call it Tea & Crumpets.  Or was that Tea & Strumpets? 

Does that mean the name is now available without legal repercussions?

Is not that what the Almond Brothers used instead of a drummer. An repercussionists?

Guitarhacker
Does that mean the name is now available without legal repercussions?

Byer Beware.

What a rip!

craigb
What a rip!

you shouldn't do that here.  it doesn't smell nice.

I think I heard a crocodile chocking on a weasel.
 
And you know this means we will hear a rash of solo albums from the former CHB members prior to their reunion and subsequent tour. So don't hold your breath too long on a reunion. I think it might be more like 4 weeks before X-mass so they can take advantage of the Holiday rush.