Crg?? He hasn't posted in quite a while. When did he change his avatar?

Good luck on your move.  I look forward your speedy return.  

The only good thing in moving house is the opportunity to justly say:
"Do I really own this much?"

... and if you don't just get rid of it all now you'll just have to move it all over again the next time you move.
 
I say sell it all and buy an RV where you can 1) go anywhere you want anytime you want, and 2) you can't take all that stuff with you so you won't ever have to worry about moving it ever again.
 
That's my plan, anyway!
 
 
P.S. Why does everyone always address the cruel world with "farewell"? The last thing I would wish on something cruel is faring well. I think it's time for the despondent and weary to coin a new phrase.

Good idea, Soens. Here are a few alternatives.
 
Nice Shot, Cruel World!
I give up. You win, Cruel World!
Hey, World! Made you look!
Dude! Watch this...

I thought the standard phrase was "goodbye cruel world".  I may be wrong,  but it's unlikely...

I like "Dude! Watch this..."
 
(a lot of suspensful adventure to that)

I remembered another classic parting line.
 
Kids, do not try this at home.

UbiquitousBubba
Good idea, Soens. Here are a few alternatives.
 
Nice Shot, Cruel World!
I give up. You win, Cruel World!
Hey, World! Made you look!
Dude! Watch this...

Goodbye cruel world, I'm off to join the circus

craigb
....... Time to pull the plug......
 ....... can I handle the downtime??!
 

No problem, I will help you, I'll handle the downtime for you. That is easy for me. I know nothing will happen here.
Consider it done.
 
But you'll have to pull the plug and put it into a new socket once you have moved.
Downtime will be over.
Things will get better,
sincerely meant...