Angina. It's such an innocuous-sounding word. Sounds a little like "vagina". Those of you who've experienced both can testify they're at opposite ends of the pleasure spectrum.
Morphine. Another word with a lot of baggage. But it is truly Mother Nature's gift to mankind. So thankful it exists.
The good news is they couldn't find anything wrong with my heart this time. The doctor told me my overnight stay at the hospital was just "an expensive nap". The real heart attack will probably accompany the ER bill. As if I wasn't broke enough already. Fortunately, the exercise machine is paid for, so I'll be back on it every day.