Life truly is a bowl of pits.
They should tell you that in Kindergarten. So it's not such a shock when you find out that Big Bird is really a frustrated actor with a drinking problem and two divorces, that Kermit died a horrible death from toxic shock syndrome, and that Mork from Ork wasn't really happy at all.
You gotta find the positives where you can, dub. I scheduled a colonoscopy today. They give you some very good drugs for that, with temporary amnesia being the most common side-effect. I'm looking forward to it. Something for you to consider.