• Coffee House
  • Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ----------- KK ---------- No!
2014/10/19 12:35:22
SteveStrummerUK
 
 

 
 
 The cheesy-named drop of scent is one thing....
 
 
But this, this is wrong. Very wrong
 

 
 
How to bed your guitar in four easy steps:
  1. Seductive lighting with candles
  2. Metal for Men - splash it all over
  3. Break out the 'come to bed' eyes
  4. Go all sultry and use your most sensual chat-up lines - "Is that a whammy bar in your hand or are you just pleased to see me"
 
Mine eyes have seen, but thankfully, my nose is yet to sniff a drop of the 'ol Eau Du Metal
 
 
2014/10/19 12:40:36
SteveStrummerUK
 
 
Or even, "Grab this knob, it goes to 11"
2014/10/19 12:43:58
jamesg1213
Oh dear #2.
 
Those candles look a bit precarious. Did no-one do a risk assessment? Tsk.
2014/10/19 14:46:03
bapu
His whammy bar is drooping.
2014/10/19 14:50:43
Rain
 
Talk about a job for the Redeemer of Souls...
2014/10/19 17:41:46
Leadfoot
Ridiculous...
2014/10/19 18:36:09
dubdisciple
Everybody eventually sells out if given the opportunity!
2014/10/19 18:54:27
backwoods
What a smooth dude :) Hope I look that good when I'm 90.
2014/10/20 02:32:32
Kalle Rantaaho
It's easier to forget than to learn, it's easier to destroy than to build.
The image of a product, any product (Spinal Tap excluded) can't stand many sabotages like that.
That's like made in East Germany in the early seventies. Sinfully western style...
2014/10/20 07:35:13
RobertB
Do you smell rust?
 
ps.Classic subliminal in the candlestick on the right.
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