
The cheesy-named drop of scent is one thing....
But this, this is wrong. Very wrong
How to bed your guitar in four easy steps:
- Seductive lighting with candles
- Metal for Men - splash it all over
- Break out the 'come to bed' eyes
- Go all sultry and use your most sensual chat-up lines - "Is that a whammy bar in your hand or are you just pleased to see me"

Mine eyes have seen, but thankfully, my nose is yet to sniff a drop of the 'ol Eau Du Metal