This just in...James Cameron is reportedly in talks regarding a remake of the movie,
Frozen. Insiders hint that he plans to base this new story on an unlikely couple sailing on a large vessel across the northern Atlantic. Some critics have suggested that it may be too soon to remake a movie released only one year before. Other critics claim that Cameron's version is really just
Titanic with a new title sequence. Furious with his detractors, Cameron allegedly declared that his critics should, "Let it go." He then mumbled something about shooting the entire movie with blue CGI characters in 3D.
Ron Meyer, President and COO of Universal Studios added, "You guys all act like all we do is remake other movies! That's ridiculous. That's...Oh, who am I kidding? We've never had an original thought in our lives."