I thought I knew who I was once but..... my ex-wife said to me "I just don't know who you are any more" and so now I'm not sure who I am.
 
I checked in the mirror but it turned out there was some guy approaching his fifties looking back at me. I knew then it wasn't me as I'm twenty one.
 
Where have I gone? If anyone finds me please post me back to the UK. Preferably first class,insurance value is negligible. Thanks.

.....he's a real nowhere man.

I know who I am but it seems to have no added value as far as I can tell.

Apparently some have confused you with the Forum Hosts Bapsi.  May I point out to them that you're a "Barista" which, of course, is in a far eastern dialect means...
 

I also say thanks to all of you that are taking on this added responsibility.  I have not seen one name that surprised me. Your efforts are greatly appreciated!
 
Jimmy

I am just hoping and trying to help, and will do the best I can at that.  Near as I can tell, we are all on the same team - the more we can support each other, the more we can share and learn.  That has been a strength of these forums since I can remember - and probably some since before what I can remember.
 
Bob Bone
 

UbiquitousBubba
What if we, hypothetically speaking, don't actually know who we are? I mean, suppose I...I mean, uh...I had a...a friend who wasn't convinced his parents weren't kidding when they told him his name? How would I, I mean he know? And what if this hypothetical and completely anonymous person was not completely sure that everyone else on the planet wasn't in on the joke? Oh, and add to that the idea that this guy, whomever he might be, had a pretty good idea that all of the people he knows aren't actually human, and that they are studying him for their own nefarious purposes? How would he know then? If he says he knows, how do you know that he knows? Does he know that you know that he knows, or is he ignorant of what he knows? Or is he only pretending to be ignorant while all the while he is fully aware of the fact that he knows that you know that he knows that you think you know, but in fact you don't really know that he's wearing someone else's skin and pretending to be human, just like you? (Or is he?)
 
Hypothetically speaking, of course.

Major Major Major Major.

Thanks, Mike.
 
To those who seem convinced that this is a conspiracy to quash free speech or pursue personal vendettas, please remember that we are the same folks who've spent years trying to help others and share experiences. People who share your passion for music and the wonderful software that makes it possible to do things we couldn't dream of 20 years ago. Words like "Nazi" and "Gestapo" are hurtful, unnecessary and very much off the mark.
 
So thanks, Mike.
 

bitflipper
Words like "Nazi" and "Gestapo" are hurtful, unnecessary and very much off the mark.

 
True!  The preferred terms are "Dictators" and "Enforcers" - please get it right or you'll be locked up.  
 
(J/K!  )

craigb

bitflipper
Words like "Nazi" and "Gestapo" are hurtful, unnecessary and very much off the mark.

 
True!  The preferred terms are "Dictators" and "Enforcers" - please get it right or you'll be locked up.  
 
(J/K!  )

 Harsh, but fair.