2014/09/29 09:16:29
UbiquitousBubba
I forgot to stretch before researching multidimensional physics. I think I pulled something and sprained my brain. I've tried the usual pain relief methods, soaking it in coffee, massive volumes of donuts, driving through road construction in rush hour, and counting the number of people whose first word was probably, "Duh...". For now, I have my brain protected with large cone to keep me from licking it. Also, my count has surpassed the 1,500,000 point. I expect it to grow much higher.
 

2014/09/29 09:59:36
bitflipper
I'm too lazy to stretch my brain before mental exercise. Instead, a quick trip to the CH does the trick for me. 10 minutes here and no subsequent intellectual pursuit will phase me for the rest of the day.
 
It's all about perspective, isn't it?
2014/09/29 10:01:41
Mesh

2014/09/29 14:13:13
Wookiee
Bubba I note that you make no mention of the porcine cure or is that cured porcine 
2014/09/29 15:31:58
UbiquitousBubba
I did mention that I had a brain sprain, right? 
 
I had assumed that Becan was a given. Unfortunately, I was wrong. I had to pay for it.
2014/09/29 18:43:54
Wookiee
There is always a price to pay for Pig.
2014/09/29 21:11:02
craigb
Ham & Eggs.  A day's work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig.
2014/09/30 05:13:15
Wookiee
craigb
Ham & Eggs.  A day's work for the chicken, a lifetime commitment for the pig.


Now that is funny
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