Top 10 animals you most likely DON'T want hangin' around your place
10. Scorpion Lizard
9. Girafschund (that's just wrong. he shud have much longer neck ta offset those short leggins, no?)
8. Hairless Chimp
7. Hairless Monkey eating Lion
6. Duck-billed Stallion
5. Zebra Frog
4. Tiger Bunny (yea, you think he's sooo cute, doncha?!)
3. Snake Tongued Gator (can't trust someone who's double tongued)
2. Roswell Grey Alien
1. Not-so Hairless Sasquatch. Wait... Wookee, is that you??!
So. Which one's the "pet"?!