So I keep hearing about this Scotland thing, but I needst to know how it might affect ME.

Would kilts become the must wear fall fashion item?

How would this affect the price of scotch?

Would they go back and re-edit the Connery films and take away his license to kill?

Would more people with their own color of spelling now also correct me when I'm spelling things correctly? I cannae be asked to go back to skweel and dinnae want my heid to hurt.

Would I have to get a practice goose? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Practice_goose)

If they get a 'YES' vote, I would like Dumfries & Galloway to be immediately annexed please. Either that or I shall declare my house a Gloucestershire Colony.

.... will there be a shortage on Scotch Tape?

 better to regret something you have done than something you haven't

It is all about the football team.

lawp
 better to regret something you have done than something you haven't

And if you see your mother...
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwknFJpjl9g

gswitz
It is all about the football team.

If it is, we're doomed, Captain Mainwaring, DOOMED!

jamesg1213
If they get a 'YES' vote, I would like Dumfries & Galloway to be immediately annexed please. Either that or I shall declare my house a Gloucestershire Colony.

I dinnae know what any o this means, but yes I agree!

MakeShift
.... will there be a shortage on Scotch Tape?

That reminds me, what about butterscotch?

drewfx1

How would this affect the price of scotch?

This ^^^^ would affect me......cos I likes the Blues.....