A Scotswoman came home from work smiling from ear to ear.
 
Her husband asked, "Why are you looking so fecking pleased with yourself?"
 
"Well, I jogged home behind a bus and saved myself the 60p fare", she said.
 
"You dim twat", the husband replied, "Next time jog behind a fecking taxi, that way you can save a tenner."

SteveStrummerUK
 
A Scotswoman came home from work smiling from ear to ear.
 
Her husband asked, "Why are you looking so fecking pleased with yourself?"
 
"Well, I jogged home behind a bus and saved myself the 60p fare", she said.
 
"You dim twat", the husband replied, "Next time jog behind a fecking taxi, that way you can save a tenner."

fnar fnar

Mr. Looper ladies and gentlemen!  Let's give him a round of applause!  (He'll be here all week - be sure to tip your waitress.)
 

Will a "YES" vote mean we can finally deport the Krankies?

Voting day tomorrow..gulp..

When does the ethnic cleansing start?

As soon as I get some Cillit Bang.

SteveStrummerUK
 
The UK Government has said that Scotland could end up as a Third World country if they vote for independence...
 
I don't know if things will improve to that extent, but you never know.

Well I've just posted that one on Facebook. I have a few Scottish friends who have been posting pro-independence propaganda almost non-stop for the last few weeks and I'm sick of seeing it. Let's see how many of them have a sense of humor.

 
The Proclaimers will be completely buggered....
 

Daily mash has some great stuff up http://www.thedailymash.c...think-of-2014091690673