I apologize for getting much under the influence and playing my guitar. That wasn't so bad but then I recorded it

I apologize for playing the guitar all wrong. You'd think by now I would figure out the right way to do it.
I apologize for asking the same questions more than once because I couldn't remember asking the first time
I apologize for going upstairs....again
I apologize for temporarily having fleas ( I now have the right kind of shampoo)
I apologize for teasing CH'ers with my wonderful chili and not sharing
I feel better now