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UbiquitousBubba
I'm curious about something. Who granted BayouBill permission to feel better?
 
Oh no, Mr. Bill. I'm afraid you'll have to fill out this form in triplicate to apply for an opportunity to requisition the forms required to request a hearing to submit your application for the clearance necessary to inquire about the theoretical existence of the specific make and model of the one and only approved Montblanc pen which may be utilized to complete the forms required to request a meeting with the committee who will assign a series of heroic tasks which must be performed successfully at exactly 12:17 AM on the fifth February 29 of the century in order to petition the board to authorize a memo ordering the consideration of your name in a galactic lottery where the winner will be granted a brief window of time to perfectly dance the 43rd movement of the Unwritten Symphony and, thereby receive the proper form to beg for the opportunity to feel better.
 
We have a bureaucracy for a reason, you know. 

Haha!  
 
Love it!
 
Perhaps this is the motivation I've been waiting for to finally go ahead & change my shoe-laced running shoes to simple velcro ones -
- you know to reduce the weight on the already over-burdened bureaucratic system.