The scene: On board a spaceship, the Doctor is being taken by Colonel Morgan Blue and his niece Journey Blue to see a damaged Dalek that they have captured. The Doctor spots an interesting piece of equipment en route...
 
 
The Doctor: Wow….. a molecular nano-scanner
 
Journey Blue: You know what it does then?
 
The Doctor: It miniaturises living matter. What’s the medical application though… do you use it to shrink the surgeons so they can climb inside the patients?
 
Colonel Morgan Blue: Exactly.
 
The Doctor: Fantastic idea for a movie….. terrible idea for a proctologist.

WHO are you speaking of?

Not Moonie, that's for sure.

If you are a pro at ctology what are you before that?
 
Just a wanker?

Somebody has a truly crappy job.

Fantastic Voyage does a colonoscopy?  

Oh, yeah.  It was a good line.  

craigb
Somebody has a truly crappy job.

it could be far worse ,
the poor fella might end up getting put to work at an Airport Security station doing butt checks for drug mules 
 
Kenny

Honestly , I think that miniutare doctors job would suck .
why the hell would I want to spend all that time in Medical School just to end up working in the garbage disposal end of the medical field .  
if it was me , I would go out and get me a wet suit , a box of lobster bibs and go to work in the front office of The Woman's Recreational Center   
I want to use my education for something useful and fun 
 
Kenny

craigb
Somebody has a truly crappy job.

Whereas these guys just take the piss........
 
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