You forgot the single long stem rose. Thorns removed, of course. That's how to win your Doc over. Appeal to their romantic side. YMMV ;-)

ah, you guys are so sympathetic, I can tell! 

Synth Edit we R.

I usually ask if they found Patty Hearst or Jimmy Hoffa.  
 
At least you got it done.  Remember to get all of those tests because it's the one that you miss that will be the thing that gets you.  It won't get easier, but you'll know what to expect.  Good boy, Beagle.  

Just make sure you do NOT ask for a second opinion!  (He'll use two fingers.)
 
Also, you should not be able to feel his hands on your waist during the treatment.
 
HTH.
 
The last time I was there the doctor was shocked when he pulled out a long-stem rose.  "Who did this to you???" he asked.  "I don't know, " I replied, "is there a card?" 

Sure hope this fad is over by the time I reach 50... 

When I got my colonoscopy it was in a room with soft music and dimmed light. I looked around at the 3 guys standing there with masks on, and I said "why do I get the feeling I'm going to wake up with a sore butt".

I suppose you could always have some fun with the process and leave a fortune cookie down there for them to find...
 
Now, what do you think should be written on fortune??? 
 
"Be gentle, it's my first time?"

I think they were looking for the becan stash!!

No problem Doc as long as I do not feel both of your hands on my shoulders.....
 
JR