57Gregy
Ever been in a group probing? If you've been in the military, you probably have.
It's bad enough when it's just you and the doc. I don't need an audience, too.

I didn't ever actually go into the military, but I did go through selection.  they had about 30 of us all in our underwear in a circle and the doctor was in the middle.  suddenly he said, "drop 'em boys" and we dropped our drawers and he went around tellin' each of us to turn our head and cough while he stuck two fingers up under our danglers.
 
that was NOT the funnest day of me life!

Beagle
 
I didn't even get flowers or dinner...

What???
 
That bastard!!
 
Did he do what all guys are famous for and promise to "call you" at least?

jimusic

Beagle
 
I didn't even get flowers or dinner...

What???
 
That bastard!!
 
Did he do what all guys are famous for and promise to "call you" at least?

He said that maybe they should just be friends. 

jimusic

Beagle
 
I didn't even get flowers or dinner...

What???
 
That bastard!!
 
Did he do what all guys are famous for and promise to "call you" at least?

he had his *nurse* call me. 

The perves just want to show you the pictures they took. 

I see you've met the TSA.

UbiquitousBubba
I see you've met the TSA.

Who's down with OPP??

Beagle

57Gregy
Ever been in a group probing? If you've been in the military, you probably have.
It's bad enough when it's just you and the doc. I don't need an audience, too.

I didn't ever actually go into the military, but I did go through selection.  they had about 30 of us all in our underwear in a circle and the doctor was in the middle.  suddenly he said, "drop 'em boys" and we dropped our drawers and he went around tellin' each of us to turn our head and cough while he stuck two fingers up under our danglers.
 
that was NOT the funnest day of me life!

Pretty much the same procedure as I went through except we were squared instead of circled.

UbiquitousBubba
I see you've met the TSA.

I know a couple of guys that work for the TSA.  The way they talk about making a new watermark on their rubber gloves makes you feel a bit uncomfortable! 

Beagle
 
thanks beep.  but I've had me one of them colonoscopy's and endoscopy's mee own self.  I just told them to make sure they didn't use the same camera for both ends...

Ah, yeah. So you know of what I speak... and I made the same "joke" (nervously and I guess not so jokingly considering the treatment I had received thus far from that wing). Either way you're a good cat (er... dog?). Gots to keep you around. Cheers.