Actually, Bubba, I was thinking Beagle was behind the plot to corner the world's market of becan. 

Beagle IS the World's Becan Market!!

I have to say that up until he opened his big mouth, double agent Buckley was doing a stand up job in Operation Google Drone Infiltration Operation.

Yes, and I'm curious about that. Does Beagle have Goons? I mean, in the old Batman TV show, every arch-villain had goons. One by one, they'd be taken out. I always wondered about Goon #5. He had just watched Goons 1-4 get BIFF'd, POW'd and BAAAMMMM'd and yet he never re-calculated his chances of success. He never reconsidered the life choices that had resulted in his current predicament. Instead, Goon #5, full of blind loyalty to the villain-du-jour, would eagerly jump in and get his face KA-POW'd.
 
I'm asking because my name tag reads, "Goon #5." I wonder why? Anyway, Beagle asked a group of us to go down to the abandoned chemical plant where he's expecting a a clown and a woman in a cat suit to receive a shipment of becan. It should be fun. What could possibly go wrong?

He's probably just going to substitute the real becan with some artificial, mind-control stuff.