I can log in.
 
But I can only type very fecking slowly 
 
Very very very very slowlyish.
 
Hence my unimpressive posting frequency..........
 
Etc

SteveStrummerUK
 
I can log in.
 
But I can only type very fecking slowly 
 
Very very very very slowlyish.
 
Hence my unimpressive posting frequency..........
 
Etc

I noticed this post took 6.897684437898764543347678 hours to compose.

Just slightly longer than the next CHB choon.
 

I like doing things I'm not allowed to do.

spacealf
Everyone not present, please sit down.

I'm sitting because I'm not a present.... and I have no presentsce of mind to stand at the moment.
 
As a side point, I'm not allowed to log out anymore. I'm stuck here... forever...... I'm not leaving any time soon........ I'm a permanent fixture now...................
 
It's a good thing I'm sitting 'cause I'd sure hate to be standing that long.

bapu

SteveStrummerUK
 
I can log in.
 
But I can only type very fecking slowly 
 
Very very very very slowlyish.
 
Hence my unimpressive posting frequency..........
 
Etc

I noticed this post took 6.897684437898764543347678 hours to compose.

Arse! Drink! Feck! Girls! Arse!
 
Now, seeing as I'm slightly incompetent without a properer keyboard, would some kind person be good enough to quote this massage and add in a pic of Father Jack.
 
Thankee velly much kindly ta 
 
 
 

bapu
Just slightly longer than the next CHB choon.
 

Harsh, but accurate 

drewfx1
I like doing things I'm not allowed to do.

 
You'll clean it up yourself young man!

drewfx1
I like doing things I'm not allowed to do.

Well, you're not allowed to send my a lot of money.
 

Of course I can't... seriously though. The new double secret login scheme does not work with my biometrics fingerprint scanner. I now have to put up with the "simplepass" icon always on the screen on this forum... only this one mind you. Some things are to be expected when you fix things that aren't broke. Then again...