Bring bring.... bring bring....bring bring....
 
"Hello, Dominoes Pizza"
 
"Alreet lad, I'd like to order a pizza"
 
"Certainly sir, what can we do for you?"
 
"Do you deliver?"
 
"Yes"
 
"Reet, I'll tek a liver and pineapple tha knows"
 
 

Doesn't work mate, on a technicality. In Yorkshire 'do' is still pronounced 'do', or even more like 'dow'. It's only when you get to the north east and Scotland it's pronounced 'dee' and 'dae'.

Peter Kay did that gag (in a different form) a few years back. He's from Lancashire though.

 
It just goes to show....
 
 
 
 
... I can still fail abysmally with a proper keyboard
 
 

On the plus side, looking at the view count you have clearly taken unfunny to whole new level. Never in the field of human comedy has a joke been so routinely ignored by so many.
 
Makes me feel a whole lot better that far, far fewer people ignored mine (which I still maintain is funny btw, whatever the lack of response)
 
 

Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...

jamesg1213
Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...

I've broken the internet......
 
 
 
 
........... again
 
 

jamesg1213
Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...

The FSF already proves that view count bears absolutely no relation to post quality.
 
 

Can someone translate the joke into American English so the rest of us can follow along? 

craigb
Can someone translate the joke into American English so the rest of us can follow along? 

Ok.........
 
Bring bring.... bring bring....bring bring....
 
"Howdy, Dominoes Pizza"
 
"Can I get an absolutely massive pizza because I'm not fat enough yet"
 
"Certainly sir, how big do you want it ?"
 
"Do you deliver?"
 
"Yes"
 
"As big as the big apple. And for extra toppings I'd like another massive pizza...."
 
 
 
"......oh and also a bucketful of ice with a small amount of coca-cola in it"
 
 
 
 
 
"And another pizza."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
"With fries"
 
 
 
 
 

"and syrup"