craigb
Can someone translate the joke into American English so the rest of us can follow along? 

Certainly.  Ahem.
 
''Can I order a pizza please?''
 
''Certainly''
 
''...and I'm like, 'ooh!', and he's like, 'wow!', and I'm like 'dude!', and he's like, 'cool!', and I'm like, 'so?', and he's like, 'well?', and I'm like, 'fine', and he's like, 'great!', and I'm like 'Duh!', and he's like, 'what?', and I'm like, 'no?', and he's like 'yes?', and I'm like 'bye!', and he's like, 'oh..''
 
HTH.

 
A man arrives home from work and finds his wife stressed because the kids had been running wild all day.

She asks if he would take them out for a pizza.

He told the kids to go into the garage. He followed them. A few moments later the wife hears two loud bangs.

The guy comes back into the house and asks,  "Where's my pizza?"
 
 
 
 
 
 
                              ....ta - daaaa........
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Mebeez I should have opened with that one instead

paulo

jamesg1213
Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...

The FSF already proves that view count bears absolutely no relation to post quality.
 
 

Well that's a given, but even the FSF only has 50 views to the post, whereas Steve's thread has 1336 (and rising) views per post...who's reading this thing?

People from Yorkshire looking for pizza? 

 
I'm thinking of setting up an online auction site just for Yorkshire people....
 
 
I'm going to call it eBaygum.

 
Pfft...
 
I'm never going to use Pizza Hut again.
 
I ordered a "Thin Crusty Supreme" and they sent round Diana Ross.

Rolfl since I am too bigto stand up

jamesg1213

paulo

jamesg1213
Almost 13,000 views for this...how can that be? Spacey's 6-pager only has 2,000 views...

The FSF already proves that view count bears absolutely no relation to post quality.
 
 

Well that's a given, but even the FSF only has 50 views to the post, whereas Steve's thread has 1336 (and rising) views per post...who's reading this thing?

I believe it was Steve and his oiPad skillz that got the view count so high.

He was bored on holiday.

 
I think we have to face facts people...
 
I am obviously the most popular person in here.
 
And I don't need 38,902.82936735 pages of sh1te to establish such
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If only somebody had a witty "Look At Me" image I could post.

SteveStrummerUK
 
                                                                                                                                               
 
I think we have to face facts people...
 
I am obviously the most popular person in here.
 
And I don't need 38,902.82936735 pages of sh1te to establish such
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If only somebody had a witty "Look At Me" image I could post.