"Pa! My eyes is burnin' sump'n fierce! They's a whole herd a cattle stampedin' in my head. My innards done blowed off outta self-defense. I'm a starin' into the abyss, Pa, an' it's a callin' me home. My ears done turned inside out an' I can see the inside a my own skull. Tell Ma I luv 'er!"
"Boy, you done wandered downwind a BayouBill's van, di'n't you? Well, I warned you 'bout that. You just lay there like 'at fer a spell. I'll git my shotgun."