WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
 
USER: cabbage
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
 
USER: boiled cabbage 
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
 
USER: 1 boiled cabbage 
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
 
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages 
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
 
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages 
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
 
USER:50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
 
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
 
USER:ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow 
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.