Forget UPS. FedEx is OK but DHL is probably the best choice for this. It is who I would use. Buy a really good case for it, buy insurance, and ship it, just NOT UPS or USPS for that matter. FedEx usually does a pretty good job but I recently got an amp that had a hole in the outer box. Thankfully, it was double boxed with a good bit of extra room between the inner and outer box. If the extra room had not been there, I would have had a hole in the grill cloth, it was close. The instruction manual that was packed over the grill had a hole through the first ten or so pages and a dent all the way through it, it is a pretty thick manual. I'm glad that they put it there.
I have received packages from UPS with several holes in them. In fact almost every large package I get through UPS has multiple holes in it, sometimes FedEx, not usually though, DHL has been good all the time, YMMV huh?
What if you rented a car for the return trip?
Of course you could ask Bubba to just hand it off to himself and then back to you...
Good luck!
J