Roger Federer: Towel
 
Ball boy Straummy: I beg your pardon?
 
Roger Federer: TOWEL!!
 
Ball boy Straummy: I'm sorry...
 
Roger Federer: Er......... Towel....... please...
 
Ball boy Straummy: And finally. But I'm afraid it's too late now mush. You want your fecking towel, you can get it your feckin' self.
 
Umpire: Mr Straummy, let him have it.
 
Straummy proceeds to hoof Federer square in the knackers with a disproportionate amount of force
 
Ball boy Straummy: New balls please
 
Roger Federer: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my aching testicles
 
 
 

Strummy--deuce.  
 
Federer__love.  

Old55
Strummy--deuce.  
 
Federer no love.  

Please note an older boy made me do this.

Wookiee serves an ace.  

 
Well, since I lost my job as a ball boy, I've started selling broken tennis racket for £50.
 
No strings attached.

Good thing you didn't try that in McEnroe's day! 

You mean that wasn't you, in the middle at the end the court?
 
 

That mens final was amazing. Some of the best tennis we have seen. Just goes to show how good Roger still is and of course Novak too. They were both incredible.

SteveStrummerUK
 
Roger Federer: Towel
 
Ball boy Straummy: I beg your pardon?
 
Roger Federer: TOWEL!!
 
Ball boy Straummy: I'm sorry...
 
Roger Federer: Er......... Towel....... please...
 
Ball boy Straummy: And finally. But I'm afraid it's too late now mush. You want your fecking towel, you can get it your feckin' self.
 
Umpire: Mr Straummy, let him have it.
 
Straummy proceeds to hoof Federer square in the knackers with a disproportionate amount of force
 
Ball boy Straummy: New balls please
 
Roger Federer: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my aching testicles 

Such bull!!!!!
 
You would be glued to the girls short skirts or shorts!