Tilt your head head to the side whilst reading the entire fred (top to bottom).
 
The secrets of the universe will unfold.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Or you'll get a crick in your neck.

bapu
The secrets of the universe will unfold.
 

If we unfold them, who's going to fold them again?
 
I can never fold anything as nicely as the people at the department store.

Whoa! 

drewfx1
If we unfold them, who's going to fold them again?

I had a shirt folder. It stayed with the business.

bapu
I had a shirt folder.

 
See, I didn't know such things existed.
 
The secrets you learns here...

drewfx1

bapu
I had a shirt folder.

 
See, I didn't know such things existed.
 
The secrets you learns here...

I think her name was Rosa. 

Odor in the court!  Oder in the court!

I used to leave the universe wadded up and wrinkled on the floor. I just didn't want waste all that time folding it up properly. Sure, I ended up walking on it quite a bit. I spilled melted cheese on it more than once. At least once every few months, I'd lose it in the general clutter and then spend half of an afternoon searching for it. Somehow, it usually ended up stuffed under the bed next to an unread textbook and socks which had escaped from a dryer six weeks earlier.
 
It took forever to spread the stupid thing out. When I realized I had it upside down, I was too lazy to fix it. 
 
Sorry.

So it's your fault that the universe is in such sorry shape?  I had always blamed it on giant baboons from Voltar IV.  They had picked on the universe like bullys on a middle school playground when the teacher was researching looking at funny dog videos on facebook. 
 
They'd usually pick up the universe and wad it up and play Hornsicle ball with it.  Hornsicle ball is a lot like basketball, but with a ball that has horns and is on a popsicle stick that came out of the freezer. 
 
It was no ordinary freezer, eitehr, the freezer was designed by the Gargantuans of HPEE (pronounced "I-pee").  The freezer was desinged to freeze their enemies down to just before absolute 0 degrees.  One time, they actually made it to zero degrees Kelvin, but the freezer immediately afterward imploded and took 1/3 of the HPEE moon (Braxis) with it, sending the freezer and 1,000 HPEE scientists into the next galaxy, spewed out like lukewarm coffee on a cold day.
 
 
Thus was born the phrase "HPEE freely"

What's this Bapuniverse that you guys are talking about?