As Mrs Doyle would probably agree, Bruce is a massive tool....
Seriously, the guy is a fake.
A poser.
He dons a leather jacket and think that makes him a rocker.
I saw him perform before he joined Maiden as the wittily named 'Bruce Bruce' when he was singer of NWOBHM stalwarts Samson. Paul Samson had put together a great band, both musically, and as a live act - their trademark being mask-wearing drummer 'Thunderstick' who played inside a cage.
And then along came Bruce and fecked it up.
And here's the proof:
If you can stand it, have a flick through some of this 1981 footage to see how bad he could be - typically great music (although the cage is now gone) spoiled by Brucie's inadequacies...
I was lucky enough to see Maiden with Paul D'Anno, before they'd even released their eponymous debut, and he absolutely tore the place up. Magnificent.
I also saw one-time Maiden vocalist Blaze Bayley in his band Wolfsbane a couple of years back, and he was superb.
In the words of Anne Robinson, "Bruce, you are the weakest link..... feck off"